1 00:01:04,105 --> 00:01:06,233 IN THE SUB FOR LOVE 2 00:01:07,818 --> 00:01:09,736 We're expecting turbulence. 3 00:01:09,820 --> 00:01:13,115 Fasten your seatbelts and stow your tray tables. 4 00:01:13,866 --> 00:01:15,492 Your tray table, please. 5 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:17,536 Your seatbelt, sir. 6 00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:20,247 Despite this patch of turbulence, 7 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:22,124 we shall begin our descent. 8 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:26,545 You'll be glad to know our flight is the last to be landing 9 00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:27,838 for a few days. 10 00:01:29,298 --> 00:01:30,716 Ok, everyone, 11 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:32,676 raise your hands in the air 12 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:34,303 for the photo. 13 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:38,473 Want the temperature? No. 14 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:40,601 The whole crew 15 00:01:40,684 --> 00:01:43,687 hope you enjoyed your flight with us today. 16 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:47,941 We hope to see you again soon. Ok, everyone, 17 00:01:48,025 --> 00:01:50,277 stay seated till the ride ends. 18 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:25,646 Evening, nice weather outside. 19 00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:27,397 Cabin crew, get to work! 20 00:02:27,773 --> 00:02:30,317 We're on it. Don't worry, it's our job. 21 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,402 You have better to do. 22 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:35,322 We'll share the workload to pull through. 23 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:37,908 It's an urgent situation, I understand. 24 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:39,743 And now... 25 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:41,245 I'm going to need 26 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:43,539 a large salad bowl. 27 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:20,909 Get me some lemons! 28 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:25,622 - Debrief, captain. - At ease. 29 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:28,292 We must leave sooner than planned. 30 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:30,002 Action stations for all. 31 00:03:30,085 --> 00:03:32,671 We embark and go, if we can embark. 32 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:34,298 Sir, the weather... 33 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:37,009 The cyclone will last three days at least. 34 00:03:37,092 --> 00:03:40,012 It'll be total chaos here afterwards. 35 00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:41,138 I've seen it before. 36 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:42,931 Cuba, '82. 37 00:03:44,808 --> 00:03:46,101 Never mind, 38 00:03:46,185 --> 00:03:48,520 but it can block you two weeks. 39 00:03:48,604 --> 00:03:50,981 Not that suitcase, Guivarch! 40 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:53,066 I won't watch it rain. 41 00:03:53,150 --> 00:03:56,278 We cast off. It may be rocky at first. So what? 42 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:58,488 If water's not your thing, 43 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:01,909 try the army. 44 00:04:05,454 --> 00:04:07,956 - He could ease off. - Too proud. 45 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:24,264 Marianne... 46 00:04:26,141 --> 00:04:29,603 Good evening. Just one, we're pressed for time. 47 00:04:30,562 --> 00:04:32,189 Serious people... 48 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:34,942 Cheers. 49 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:41,448 What's your airline? 50 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:43,534 - The navy. - Merchant. 51 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:44,868 Stuck here too? 52 00:04:45,494 --> 00:04:48,163 It could last two weeks. I've seen it before. 53 00:04:48,247 --> 00:04:50,666 - Cuba, '82? - Miami, three years ago. 54 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:55,712 Never mind, it's not as if we have families waiting. 55 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:58,590 Fred has. One sneeze, knocks his wife up. 56 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,968 - Too bad. - That's how it is. 57 00:05:02,386 --> 00:05:05,472 Family, marriage... But what of fidelity? 58 00:05:05,556 --> 00:05:07,558 - Never tempted? - Rarely. 59 00:05:07,891 --> 00:05:09,476 A very male crew. 60 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,104 - Stopovers? - Rare too. 61 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:15,190 - You'll be away long? - 70 days. 62 00:05:15,607 --> 00:05:16,859 Among men then? 63 00:05:16,942 --> 00:05:18,569 Frank camaraderie. 64 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:20,779 It's not the Love Boat. 65 00:05:26,410 --> 00:05:27,911 Time for us to go. 66 00:05:28,954 --> 00:05:32,457 No regrets. Fred can fuck barely once a month. 67 00:05:32,541 --> 00:05:34,543 Once a month isn't much. 68 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:37,880 Chronobiology says a man over 40... 69 00:05:37,963 --> 00:05:39,882 His wife's into that. 70 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:42,634 It upsets the yin. Or the yang maybe... 71 00:05:42,718 --> 00:05:46,180 I forget. But tantric orgasms have no limit. 72 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:48,056 I'm not there yet. 73 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:49,349 Lack of training. 74 00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:52,102 70 days must pass no problem. 75 00:05:52,186 --> 00:05:55,230 Unlike women, we control our impulses. 76 00:05:56,773 --> 00:05:59,276 I couldn't. Or have kids. 77 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:01,069 We move every 48 hours. 78 00:06:01,153 --> 00:06:02,571 No relationships? 79 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:05,866 Apart from Priscilla. But she slept with 80 00:06:05,949 --> 00:06:07,409 a traffic controller. 81 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:09,328 He did a Ryanair hostess. 82 00:06:09,411 --> 00:06:11,330 A jerk of a traffic controller. 83 00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:13,999 We said no low-cost, but he breaks rules. 84 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:15,334 True, the rules. 85 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:17,461 A real hotbed of STDs. 86 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:18,629 Not true. 87 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:21,173 Safe sex, no kids. The only rule. 88 00:06:21,256 --> 00:06:22,674 A Prince Charming. 89 00:06:22,758 --> 00:06:23,926 Your type. 90 00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:37,105 Coming? 91 00:06:51,537 --> 00:06:53,247 I don't know you, ma'am. 92 00:06:55,999 --> 00:06:58,043 You must be mistaken... 93 00:06:58,126 --> 00:07:00,587 Shut up, or I can't do it. 94 00:07:02,673 --> 00:07:05,467 - Can't we talk first? - No, no talking. 95 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:16,520 Marianne, Benazech's waiting. 96 00:07:17,688 --> 00:07:18,772 Bye. 97 00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:21,441 Shit. 98 00:07:23,402 --> 00:07:26,864 To act like a guy, you need to fuck before fleeing. 99 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:28,615 You were too slow, pal. 100 00:07:28,699 --> 00:07:31,118 That's an unusual complaint. 101 00:07:31,994 --> 00:07:33,287 A quick kiss? 102 00:07:33,745 --> 00:07:36,540 No, I forgot. You're not romantic. 103 00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:38,917 Bye. 104 00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:03,609 You scared the navy off. 105 00:08:03,692 --> 00:08:05,110 Not at all. 106 00:09:41,999 --> 00:09:43,584 Turn off the engine. 107 00:09:43,667 --> 00:09:45,169 Turn off the engine! 108 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:47,129 It's a security zone! 109 00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:48,338 You cannot enter. 110 00:10:57,366 --> 00:11:00,160 See, Tardivel, now we're talking. 111 00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:07,459 Outta my way or I'll have your guts for garters! 112 00:11:08,252 --> 00:11:10,420 45 knots at sea. 3-metre trough. 113 00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:13,924 Gangway! 114 00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:19,555 Ok, close all hatches. 115 00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:21,807 Captain in control! 116 00:11:22,808 --> 00:11:25,561 Close all hatches. Check airtightness. 117 00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:34,069 Alpha section sealed and locked. 118 00:11:34,570 --> 00:11:37,614 Charlie section sealed and locked. 119 00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:41,118 Forward 1. 120 00:11:41,952 --> 00:11:43,912 Forward 1, set. 121 00:11:43,996 --> 00:11:46,039 - Forward 1 set. - Good. 122 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:10,689 Forward 3. 123 00:12:11,190 --> 00:12:14,109 Heading 265. 124 00:12:14,193 --> 00:12:17,487 Forward 3 set. Heading 265. 125 00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:26,371 - Forward 3 set. - Good. 126 00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:32,711 Set speed to 10 knots. 127 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,087 10 knots. 128 00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:36,340 Prepare to dive. Lower antenna. 129 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:37,508 Antenna down. 130 00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:41,094 All externals down. 131 00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:50,103 If we dive, we'll hit the bottom. 132 00:12:50,187 --> 00:12:53,815 No, I did the chart of the harbour. Back in '86. 133 00:12:54,233 --> 00:12:55,400 Or '87. 134 00:12:58,237 --> 00:13:00,489 A call from the cockpit! 135 00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:02,699 We're nearing the reef! 136 00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:05,369 Forward 6. 10 degrees to starboard. 137 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:08,121 Forward 6, heading 275. 138 00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:09,957 - Forward 6 set. - Good. 139 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:11,792 Set speed to 16 knots. 140 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,043 Depth? 141 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,045 152 metres under keel. 142 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:18,257 55 metres. Pitch minus 5. 143 00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:21,176 Alert! Diving to 55 metres. 144 00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:44,408 Pitch minus 5. 145 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,159 - Pitch minus 5. - Good. 146 00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:49,454 Troadec, I want a reading every 10 metres. 147 00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:51,248 120 metres, it's shallower. 148 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,583 We're at 55 metres. 149 00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:54,126 Check airtightness. 150 00:13:57,379 --> 00:14:00,132 - 96 metres under keel. - Airtight at 55 metres. 151 00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:02,050 79 metres, we'll hit. 152 00:14:02,134 --> 00:14:03,635 Spare me your opinion! 153 00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:14,646 45 metres. 154 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:23,780 33 metres. 155 00:14:57,981 --> 00:14:59,399 Depth, Troadec? 156 00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:02,361 327 metres under keel, sir. 157 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:08,158 Heading 231. Pitch zero. 158 00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:11,453 Pitch zero. Heading 231. 159 00:15:12,371 --> 00:15:13,997 - Pitch zero. - Tardivel. 160 00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:15,624 - Sir. - Second in control. 161 00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:19,044 I shall write in my log that we left 162 00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:20,420 without a hitch. 163 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,343 Problem in Delta section. 164 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,971 Your watch, lieutenant, sort it. 165 00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:38,355 Get off me! 166 00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,110 Thank God! 167 00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:46,655 Give this back to Marianne. 168 00:15:47,573 --> 00:15:49,366 I'll head back to the bar. 169 00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:51,618 Help me up! 170 00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:03,630 Depth dizziness. 171 00:16:04,173 --> 00:16:06,592 - We're not at 100 metres. - Sickbay. 172 00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:08,760 - We alert the medic? - No way. 173 00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:15,726 80 metres. Pitch minus 5. 174 00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:17,978 - Debrief. - Faulty wiring. Sorted. 175 00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:20,230 Still too choppy. We'll head lower. 176 00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:22,941 - Thanks. - Welcome. 177 00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:24,484 We're at 80 metres. 178 00:16:24,568 --> 00:16:26,403 Set speed to 15 knots. 179 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,406 Thank your pal Marco. He brought it back. 180 00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:31,700 - 15 knots. - In person. 181 00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:37,873 I had stories for my crew, but this beats them all. 182 00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:42,920 I keep telling people my job isn't dull, but I see 183 00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:44,505 they pity me. 184 00:16:44,922 --> 00:16:47,841 They all think they have more fun than me. 185 00:16:47,925 --> 00:16:49,801 With the storm, he stays 186 00:16:49,885 --> 00:16:51,345 until it's over. 187 00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:52,513 Benazech will go mad. 188 00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:55,182 - Who? - He mustn't find out. 189 00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:59,478 - He's not the romantic type. - Call this romantic? 190 00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:01,438 I brought your pendant... 191 00:17:01,939 --> 00:17:05,067 You're a stowaway on a tactical submarine. 192 00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:07,736 So, two options. Are you a spy? 193 00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:10,113 I wish. 194 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:13,157 If you were, this'd be brilliant, but it isn't. 195 00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:14,785 And it's not romantic. 196 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,328 A three-day cyclone. 197 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,790 After, we can surface and find a solution. 198 00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:21,124 Discreetly. 199 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,544 Three days, you can't be serious. 200 00:17:23,627 --> 00:17:26,922 - As chief steward, I'll be missed. - Clearly. 201 00:17:27,673 --> 00:17:29,967 Just turn back and drop me off. 202 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:31,301 Marco, 203 00:17:31,385 --> 00:17:34,263 you heard "tactical submarine"? 204 00:17:34,346 --> 00:17:37,099 The galley. Gueguen is understaffed. 205 00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:39,893 We'll say he's a new hire. It'll work. 206 00:17:40,686 --> 00:17:43,397 This is crazy. I want a lawyer. 207 00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:47,359 I'll pass your request on. But be discreet for now. 208 00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:50,654 Good, virile silence. Just a few grunts. 209 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,698 Treat it as a holiday. 210 00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:54,992 I never go on holiday. 211 00:17:55,576 --> 00:17:57,494 It's karmic retribution. 212 00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:04,501 I'll do the talking with Gueguen, ok? 213 00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:08,881 Kermorvan finally agreed, after the budget cutbacks. 214 00:18:08,964 --> 00:18:11,884 With Le Floch in port, his crew was free, 215 00:18:11,967 --> 00:18:15,512 causing other problems. You know military bureaucracy. 216 00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:19,433 Thelliez was against, Le Corre for, 217 00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:21,226 but, as we left earlier, 218 00:18:21,310 --> 00:18:24,855 Nedelec confirmed just before. So meet Marco. 219 00:18:25,314 --> 00:18:27,608 Get to work for the first sitting. 220 00:18:31,028 --> 00:18:32,112 Alright. 221 00:18:32,571 --> 00:18:35,073 - I'll leave you to it. - Fred... 222 00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:36,742 See you shortly. 223 00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:38,243 I'll leave you. 224 00:18:42,206 --> 00:18:43,165 So? 225 00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:45,209 So, I'm warning you, 226 00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:47,920 any shirking, I'll kick your ass. 227 00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:49,046 Got that? 228 00:18:49,588 --> 00:18:52,716 Got it, I always learnt "Idle steward, fired steward." 229 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:55,177 We're doing ratatouille. 230 00:18:58,764 --> 00:19:00,015 Ratatouille... 231 00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:06,647 - Mariani. - Le Goff. 232 00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:09,149 Is your mobile working? 233 00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:11,401 Tiny pieces of aubergines. 234 00:19:11,485 --> 00:19:13,612 Big pieces, show some dignity. 235 00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:17,658 Stop peeling. Without skin, courgettes turn to mush. 236 00:19:17,741 --> 00:19:19,701 Any garlic? We need a lot. 237 00:19:21,662 --> 00:19:23,080 Your name again? 238 00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:26,625 - Marco Mariani. - Ex-army? 239 00:19:27,835 --> 00:19:30,629 No, but it's a pretty common name. 240 00:19:30,712 --> 00:19:35,050 The army tests weapons that turn guys into total morons. 241 00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:37,219 Makes sense, but no. 242 00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:38,554 Here to spy on me? 243 00:19:38,637 --> 00:19:43,308 I heard rumours about health monitoring on subs. 244 00:19:43,392 --> 00:19:45,102 Hygiene, my ass! 245 00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:47,729 I'll tell you right now, 246 00:19:48,397 --> 00:19:50,023 I sniff out rats. 247 00:19:50,524 --> 00:19:54,403 Ratatouille is just better made a day ahead so... 248 00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:58,198 Keep an eye on him. 249 00:20:05,581 --> 00:20:07,541 Large pieces, skin on. 250 00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:18,177 It's all under control. 251 00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:21,263 With Gueguen, any trouble, Marco's lasagna. 252 00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:27,269 - Just looking. - Clear off. 253 00:20:28,187 --> 00:20:29,688 Frozen raspberries? 254 00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:32,149 For the captain's birthday. Nothing to peel? 255 00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:34,526 Le Goff's on it. It's under control. 256 00:20:36,737 --> 00:20:39,072 The peppers now. Go! 257 00:20:45,204 --> 00:20:46,288 B10. 258 00:20:46,997 --> 00:20:48,248 Sunk. 259 00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:04,056 That smells good. 260 00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:06,642 - I'll waste you. - The problem remains. 261 00:21:06,725 --> 00:21:08,393 No problem, I'll waste you. 262 00:21:08,477 --> 00:21:10,771 Like it or not, you rinse rice. 263 00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:13,273 - No, Le Goff! - It'll be starchy. 264 00:21:14,566 --> 00:21:17,069 Starch is filling. It's a 70-day tour! 265 00:21:17,653 --> 00:21:20,322 - Let it evaporate. - It'll stick. 266 00:21:20,405 --> 00:21:22,783 That'll make it good! Le Goff! 267 00:21:22,866 --> 00:21:25,369 - Rinse the fucking rice. - Don't you dare. 268 00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:27,454 Chow, chow! 269 00:21:29,915 --> 00:21:31,291 We want it now! 270 00:21:43,512 --> 00:21:44,763 Serve it up. 271 00:22:18,005 --> 00:22:19,298 Well done, Gueguen! 272 00:22:19,715 --> 00:22:20,841 For the chef! 273 00:22:21,383 --> 00:22:22,551 Bravo! 274 00:22:27,181 --> 00:22:28,599 How about a pick-me-up? 275 00:22:28,682 --> 00:22:31,435 The good bottles are in the chalet. 276 00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:32,936 The chalet... 277 00:22:36,231 --> 00:22:38,150 Four generations of sailors before me. 278 00:22:38,233 --> 00:22:39,443 Five before him. 279 00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:42,946 And he chose the army, their shit-coloured uniforms 280 00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:44,239 and noisy trucks. 281 00:22:44,323 --> 00:22:47,201 All to end up a squaddie in Islamabad. 282 00:22:47,284 --> 00:22:48,535 I don't get it. 283 00:22:48,619 --> 00:22:50,996 - And your daughters? - First three married. 284 00:22:51,079 --> 00:22:52,664 To a pharmacist, I hear. 285 00:22:52,748 --> 00:22:56,418 To a free software developer. 286 00:22:56,502 --> 00:22:57,753 Kind of vague. 287 00:22:57,836 --> 00:22:59,713 The third works online. 288 00:22:59,796 --> 00:23:02,257 She buys stuff and talks about it. 289 00:23:02,633 --> 00:23:05,427 My wife says she has 2 million viewers. 290 00:23:05,511 --> 00:23:07,554 Typical female delusions. 291 00:23:07,638 --> 00:23:09,306 2 million, frankly... 292 00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:11,892 You're quite a diver too, Le Guenedal. 293 00:23:12,309 --> 00:23:13,310 Three kids, sir. 294 00:23:13,769 --> 00:23:14,895 A good start. 295 00:23:15,896 --> 00:23:19,066 - Any vocations? - Nothing much, they're young. 296 00:23:19,525 --> 00:23:21,026 Watch out for TV. 297 00:23:21,985 --> 00:23:25,072 Rambo, Van Damme and that lot turned my kid's head. 298 00:23:25,531 --> 00:23:27,658 You fight underwater, 299 00:23:27,741 --> 00:23:29,743 and rather than read Conrad, 300 00:23:29,826 --> 00:23:32,371 he watches guys blowing up the Third World. 301 00:23:32,454 --> 00:23:34,164 That'd turn anyone's head. 302 00:23:34,248 --> 00:23:37,209 The Hunt for Red October and Crimson Tide saved me. 303 00:23:37,292 --> 00:23:39,294 I had a film-buff uncle. 304 00:23:39,753 --> 00:23:42,673 A generation earlier, he'd have set sail at 14. 305 00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:44,550 Upbringing is a no-go zone 306 00:23:44,633 --> 00:23:46,385 since women took over. 307 00:23:46,468 --> 00:23:47,761 Right, Tardivel? 308 00:23:48,178 --> 00:23:50,681 We can claim a few victories, sir. 309 00:23:50,764 --> 00:23:53,392 Bravo. A sailor father maybe? 310 00:23:53,976 --> 00:23:56,395 - An accountant, sir. - Very useful. 311 00:23:57,145 --> 00:23:58,772 From where in Brittany? 312 00:23:58,856 --> 00:24:00,399 Nantes, sir. 313 00:24:03,694 --> 00:24:05,153 She holidays in Plougastel 314 00:24:05,237 --> 00:24:07,364 and lives in Brest since graduation. 315 00:24:08,365 --> 00:24:09,491 Right. 316 00:24:10,534 --> 00:24:13,412 Most of my wife's family lives in Laval. 317 00:24:14,329 --> 00:24:17,749 She visits when I'm away. It's never been a problem. 318 00:24:18,792 --> 00:24:20,419 Enjoy your meal. 319 00:24:22,671 --> 00:24:24,006 Sweet Jesus! 320 00:24:24,089 --> 00:24:27,342 Has Gueguen finally opened a cookbook? 321 00:24:27,426 --> 00:24:29,011 His swan song, maybe. 322 00:24:29,803 --> 00:24:33,307 Unless he sneaked an island lass on board 323 00:24:33,390 --> 00:24:34,975 to put her to work. 324 00:24:35,058 --> 00:24:37,269 We have to drown stowaways. 325 00:24:37,895 --> 00:24:38,979 That'd be a pity. 326 00:24:39,062 --> 00:24:40,772 Gueguen's loves... 327 00:24:40,856 --> 00:24:43,525 I recall our supply stops in Taiwan. 328 00:24:43,942 --> 00:24:45,527 Taiwan, sir? 329 00:24:45,944 --> 00:24:48,071 It wasn't totally official. 330 00:24:48,155 --> 00:24:50,824 I lost so many men in the teahouses. 331 00:24:50,908 --> 00:24:53,285 That man you're eyeing may be married. 332 00:24:53,368 --> 00:24:54,786 God preserve me. 333 00:24:54,870 --> 00:24:56,538 Goodness! At your age. 334 00:24:56,622 --> 00:24:58,040 To my mother's despair. 335 00:24:58,582 --> 00:25:00,459 The poor woman. How come? 336 00:25:00,542 --> 00:25:02,586 I resist everything but temptation. 337 00:25:04,338 --> 00:25:06,465 To our sweethearts and wives. 338 00:25:09,384 --> 00:25:11,220 May they never meet. 339 00:25:15,015 --> 00:25:18,644 Anyone bothered by smoking can file a report. 340 00:25:18,727 --> 00:25:20,354 I'll pass it on myself. 341 00:25:20,437 --> 00:25:21,939 For the others, 342 00:25:22,022 --> 00:25:24,650 my humidor is at your disposal. 343 00:25:27,152 --> 00:25:28,904 You may go, gentlemen. 344 00:25:43,544 --> 00:25:46,421 When you give orders, you remind me of my mother. 345 00:25:46,505 --> 00:25:48,340 Happy memories, sir? 346 00:25:49,341 --> 00:25:50,551 Not really. 347 00:25:51,426 --> 00:25:53,887 But memories are our landscape here. 348 00:26:00,978 --> 00:26:02,396 Fred, wait! 349 00:26:03,522 --> 00:26:06,525 Great internship, but I must call my airline. 350 00:26:06,608 --> 00:26:09,069 It's not going to be that easy. 351 00:26:09,152 --> 00:26:11,989 - One call. - You know the word "classified". 352 00:26:12,072 --> 00:26:13,198 From TV, say? 353 00:26:13,282 --> 00:26:16,159 I did the "hijacker-terrorist" course. 354 00:26:16,827 --> 00:26:18,745 - Hi, Loïc. - Hi, Marco. 355 00:26:19,246 --> 00:26:21,915 - A little nightcap? - It's midday. 356 00:26:21,999 --> 00:26:23,834 How could I know? 357 00:26:24,501 --> 00:26:26,461 Ok, just a drop then. 358 00:26:30,549 --> 00:26:32,885 You can show me around this place. 359 00:26:33,510 --> 00:26:36,680 Know there are guys in Roswell suits back there? 360 00:26:36,763 --> 00:26:39,474 - Near the nuclear reactor? - Yeah. 361 00:26:40,475 --> 00:26:42,978 A nuclear reactor... I like it! 362 00:26:53,197 --> 00:26:54,281 Erwan? 363 00:26:54,865 --> 00:26:56,116 Fred sent me. 364 00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,868 Le Guenedal or something. 365 00:26:57,951 --> 00:26:59,995 You're the comms guy? 366 00:27:00,078 --> 00:27:01,246 Fascinating. 367 00:27:01,330 --> 00:27:02,748 I have a problem. 368 00:27:02,831 --> 00:27:04,374 Want a drop? 369 00:27:49,378 --> 00:27:50,963 Ok, guys, you're clean. 370 00:27:51,046 --> 00:27:52,506 May we rinse? 371 00:27:52,589 --> 00:27:53,841 Move it. 372 00:28:03,016 --> 00:28:04,309 What's this? 373 00:28:04,768 --> 00:28:06,395 You taking the piss? 374 00:28:07,938 --> 00:28:10,315 From the comms officer to his family. 375 00:28:10,399 --> 00:28:13,151 He loves his wife, kids and cat. 376 00:28:13,235 --> 00:28:16,029 Then, "PS, Call Priscilla 377 00:28:16,113 --> 00:28:19,491 on 06 39 98... to say Marco has been called away. 378 00:28:19,575 --> 00:28:22,286 Pass on his apologies to the airline." 379 00:28:22,703 --> 00:28:23,787 Seriously? 380 00:28:24,913 --> 00:28:26,748 I had to call, I have a job. 381 00:28:26,832 --> 00:28:30,586 Imagine if Benazech had intercepted that message. 382 00:28:30,669 --> 00:28:32,171 He can't throw me out. 383 00:28:32,254 --> 00:28:33,463 Don't count on it. 384 00:28:36,383 --> 00:28:37,801 You read the crew's mail? 385 00:28:37,885 --> 00:28:41,555 Christ, ET phone home! An atomic submarine is atomic. 386 00:28:41,638 --> 00:28:42,973 Of course I read it. 387 00:28:43,056 --> 00:28:45,475 That's sick. It could be private. 388 00:28:45,559 --> 00:28:47,811 Think there's privacy on a sub? 389 00:28:47,895 --> 00:28:50,939 Ok, spare me, I get it. It's all about you! 390 00:28:51,023 --> 00:28:53,192 Your sub, your problem with the captain... 391 00:28:53,275 --> 00:28:54,818 I count for nothing. 392 00:28:54,902 --> 00:28:57,196 Remember, you jumped on me. 393 00:28:57,279 --> 00:28:59,740 I was about to reconcile with Priscilla. 394 00:29:00,157 --> 00:29:03,243 It's true! She acts proud, but we always make up. 395 00:29:03,327 --> 00:29:06,663 Know why? Because we respect each other. 396 00:29:06,747 --> 00:29:09,708 But I'm not explaining respect to someone 397 00:29:09,791 --> 00:29:11,585 who reads others' mail! 398 00:29:11,668 --> 00:29:14,338 Respect? You sleep with half the girls you meet. 399 00:29:14,421 --> 00:29:16,173 - Two-thirds. - And Priscilla? 400 00:29:16,256 --> 00:29:18,550 A new strain of herpes. 401 00:29:18,634 --> 00:29:20,135 That's really sick. 402 00:29:20,219 --> 00:29:21,512 So what else is it? 403 00:29:21,595 --> 00:29:23,847 Priscilla and I have a chemical attraction. 404 00:29:23,931 --> 00:29:26,391 Chemical, my ass. An air hostess? 405 00:29:26,475 --> 00:29:29,102 If uniforms turn you on, admit it. 406 00:29:33,524 --> 00:29:35,400 Lieutenant Tardivel to control. 407 00:29:35,484 --> 00:29:37,736 Lieutenant Tardivel to control. 408 00:29:39,738 --> 00:29:41,240 Run to Daddy. 409 00:29:42,074 --> 00:29:43,200 Asshole. 410 00:29:43,283 --> 00:29:46,078 The asshole doesn't know where to sleep. 411 00:30:05,430 --> 00:30:06,515 Yes? 412 00:30:07,182 --> 00:30:09,518 The guy's as thick as shit. 413 00:30:09,977 --> 00:30:10,894 Who? 414 00:30:10,978 --> 00:30:13,856 Marco Mariathing! He keeps screwing up. 415 00:30:13,939 --> 00:30:16,733 The way he served in the mess. Havoc! 416 00:30:16,817 --> 00:30:19,653 With him, everything goes off the tracks. 417 00:30:19,736 --> 00:30:21,613 There's no framework! 418 00:30:22,155 --> 00:30:23,240 A quick drink 419 00:30:23,323 --> 00:30:25,409 and a toast. It's not a wedding! 420 00:30:26,743 --> 00:30:27,870 He's doing ok. 421 00:30:27,953 --> 00:30:30,372 Why did I go and jump on him? 422 00:30:30,455 --> 00:30:32,457 I saw he was trouble. 423 00:30:32,541 --> 00:30:34,835 You saw too but didn't stop me! 424 00:30:34,918 --> 00:30:37,421 You didn't do a thing and let me screw up! 425 00:30:37,963 --> 00:30:39,464 It's always the same. 426 00:30:39,548 --> 00:30:41,091 I get all the shit. 427 00:30:41,175 --> 00:30:43,510 The tub's afloat thanks to me. 428 00:30:43,594 --> 00:30:45,762 I clean up and none of you care! 429 00:30:45,846 --> 00:30:47,723 Not one report is done right! 430 00:30:47,806 --> 00:30:50,934 Benazech's the worst with his dumb stories and medals! 431 00:30:51,018 --> 00:30:54,730 Without me here, we'd have attacked Russia by now. 432 00:30:54,813 --> 00:30:57,524 "Oops, wrong button! Nice fireworks!" 433 00:30:57,608 --> 00:30:59,818 Know what? It's over. I'm done! 434 00:30:59,902 --> 00:31:03,280 Mum's had enough. I'm off to bed. See you! 435 00:31:09,411 --> 00:31:11,079 And find him a bunk. 436 00:33:43,357 --> 00:33:46,985 Urgent call. All officers to the mess! 437 00:33:47,069 --> 00:33:48,654 Urgent call. 438 00:33:48,737 --> 00:33:52,366 All officers to the mess! 439 00:34:04,086 --> 00:34:06,588 I've seen some useless boatswains, 440 00:34:06,672 --> 00:34:09,132 but never a stowaway. 441 00:34:09,632 --> 00:34:12,928 See if a Marco Mariani was hired for the galley 442 00:34:13,011 --> 00:34:14,137 or anywhere. 443 00:34:16,389 --> 00:34:18,475 Who landed me with these idiots? 444 00:34:20,726 --> 00:34:22,187 We take on temps now? 445 00:34:22,271 --> 00:34:23,772 He came half-price? 446 00:34:23,856 --> 00:34:27,109 You're not made for subs but for oil tankers! 447 00:34:27,192 --> 00:34:28,944 - Sir... - Is his name there? 448 00:34:29,444 --> 00:34:30,404 It isn't. 449 00:34:30,487 --> 00:34:31,737 You bet it isn't. 450 00:34:32,155 --> 00:34:33,949 I shouldn't have to tell her. 451 00:34:34,032 --> 00:34:36,827 - I'll face my responsibilities. - Good! 452 00:34:36,909 --> 00:34:40,246 You can resign, so I won't have to demote you. 453 00:34:40,330 --> 00:34:43,208 Sir, such a decision requires a court martial. 454 00:34:43,292 --> 00:34:47,254 We'll have a court martial if you're a stickler for procedure. 455 00:34:47,337 --> 00:34:51,592 You'll need to explain your role in all this too. 456 00:34:51,675 --> 00:34:53,092 Hey, time out! 457 00:34:54,178 --> 00:34:55,554 Take deep breaths. 458 00:34:56,513 --> 00:34:58,891 Look beyond the seat in front. 459 00:35:00,267 --> 00:35:02,436 Focus on a positive image. 460 00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:06,148 Breathe in... Breathe out... 461 00:35:06,231 --> 00:35:08,692 In... Out... 462 00:35:08,775 --> 00:35:11,862 One, two, relax... 463 00:35:11,945 --> 00:35:16,074 In the storm, I saw an open door. I'm curious, I came in. 464 00:35:16,158 --> 00:35:17,701 - Why? - Why not? 465 00:35:17,784 --> 00:35:19,161 Through the nose. 466 00:35:19,244 --> 00:35:23,081 Why do you live underwater and miss your kids growing? 467 00:35:23,498 --> 00:35:25,209 Your son's in the army, ok. 468 00:35:25,292 --> 00:35:28,003 But did you see your daughters' first steps? 469 00:35:28,086 --> 00:35:29,296 No. 470 00:35:29,379 --> 00:35:30,964 Breathe in together. 471 00:35:31,048 --> 00:35:32,799 No one knows what you do. 472 00:35:32,883 --> 00:35:36,386 Circles underwater hoping you won't fire those missiles. 473 00:35:36,470 --> 00:35:38,013 For a shit salary. 474 00:35:38,096 --> 00:35:39,765 For a family who forgets you. 475 00:35:39,848 --> 00:35:41,391 For a fading sex life! 476 00:35:41,475 --> 00:35:44,603 You're in no position to question my choices. 477 00:35:44,686 --> 00:35:47,022 Ease the neck, relax the arms... 478 00:35:48,190 --> 00:35:49,858 I had some time off. 479 00:35:50,359 --> 00:35:53,028 I saw a chance for a one-off cruise, 480 00:35:53,111 --> 00:35:54,488 so I dived in. 481 00:35:55,030 --> 00:35:56,657 And I don't regret it. 482 00:35:56,740 --> 00:35:59,576 Because you're a great group of guys. 483 00:35:59,660 --> 00:36:02,037 I'm no fan of the armed forces, 484 00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,873 but if you're democracy's defenders 485 00:36:04,957 --> 00:36:06,625 then I say fine. 486 00:36:06,708 --> 00:36:09,920 I'm with you. I'll testify for you. 487 00:36:15,050 --> 00:36:16,134 Right... 488 00:36:16,802 --> 00:36:18,053 Tardivel... 489 00:36:19,513 --> 00:36:22,975 I got carried away publicly, so publicly I apologise. 490 00:36:23,559 --> 00:36:26,770 - Apology accepted. - The energy's circulating. 491 00:36:26,854 --> 00:36:28,730 You likewise, Le Guenedal. 492 00:36:28,814 --> 00:36:32,150 - Sir. - That's good, let it all out. 493 00:36:32,234 --> 00:36:35,821 I admit we're not the ones to judge this matter. 494 00:36:37,948 --> 00:36:39,575 Counter-espionage will. 495 00:36:40,367 --> 00:36:41,368 Seriously? 496 00:36:41,451 --> 00:36:43,203 You bet. Lock him up. 497 00:37:24,203 --> 00:37:25,287 You ok? 498 00:37:25,954 --> 00:37:27,122 I'm ok. 499 00:37:32,169 --> 00:37:33,337 Coffee? 500 00:37:34,171 --> 00:37:35,464 I'd love some. 501 00:37:38,842 --> 00:37:40,761 - What time is it? - 10:42. 502 00:37:47,017 --> 00:37:49,186 - Need anything? - I'm fine. 503 00:37:49,770 --> 00:37:51,271 Maybe a little pillow. 504 00:38:14,378 --> 00:38:15,337 You ok? 505 00:38:15,420 --> 00:38:16,672 Need anything? 506 00:38:16,755 --> 00:38:18,173 I'm fine. 507 00:38:26,682 --> 00:38:28,600 - You ok? - On top form. 508 00:38:30,185 --> 00:38:31,270 And Marianne? 509 00:38:33,021 --> 00:38:34,606 You know... 510 00:38:36,733 --> 00:38:38,026 Yeah... 511 00:38:41,780 --> 00:38:42,990 Perfect. 512 00:38:46,451 --> 00:38:47,703 I wanted to say... 513 00:38:48,203 --> 00:38:49,329 Thanks. 514 00:38:50,247 --> 00:38:51,498 You were great. 515 00:38:51,915 --> 00:38:53,500 I'm often great. 516 00:39:03,093 --> 00:39:05,762 - They'll be waiting for me. - I reckon. 517 00:39:12,936 --> 00:39:14,271 I'd love a pillow. 518 00:39:38,712 --> 00:39:40,714 I'm fine. I don't need anything. 519 00:39:44,176 --> 00:39:46,053 - Great. - Come in. 520 00:39:46,136 --> 00:39:47,387 Come here. 521 00:39:54,811 --> 00:39:58,440 I don't have much time. I just came to see how you were. 522 00:39:59,191 --> 00:40:01,151 I'm delightfully comfortable. 523 00:40:01,568 --> 00:40:03,654 A pillow and I'd be on cloud 9. 524 00:40:04,655 --> 00:40:05,864 Good to hear. 525 00:40:07,908 --> 00:40:09,034 Thank you... 526 00:40:09,117 --> 00:40:12,454 for not snitching and then for stepping in. 527 00:40:13,205 --> 00:40:15,874 I'm often all bravado, but resigning... 528 00:40:15,958 --> 00:40:17,793 You all got in a tizzy... 529 00:40:17,876 --> 00:40:20,671 - For me, it was over. - Not at all. 530 00:40:22,005 --> 00:40:25,133 We have at least one panic attack per long haul. 531 00:40:25,551 --> 00:40:28,720 When a rapper blows his top, you need intellect. 532 00:40:30,430 --> 00:40:31,723 What's so funny? 533 00:40:33,058 --> 00:40:34,601 It's just... 534 00:40:35,018 --> 00:40:37,646 to hear you talk about intellect... 535 00:40:39,940 --> 00:40:41,900 Because you think I'm stupid... 536 00:40:41,984 --> 00:40:43,277 No. 537 00:40:44,403 --> 00:40:45,487 No! 538 00:40:46,113 --> 00:40:47,447 You never worry. 539 00:40:48,156 --> 00:40:49,867 It's no big deal though... 540 00:40:50,492 --> 00:40:52,244 It's not like we're at war. 541 00:40:54,288 --> 00:40:55,497 Are we? 542 00:40:58,083 --> 00:40:59,710 Classified information? 543 00:41:01,753 --> 00:41:03,881 Well, if it's classified... 544 00:41:58,352 --> 00:42:00,562 I caught a touch of sun 545 00:42:00,646 --> 00:42:02,481 A touch of love A touch of romance 546 00:42:02,564 --> 00:42:05,025 I don't how I'll retrace my steps 547 00:42:05,108 --> 00:42:06,860 You're pretty, I confess 548 00:42:06,944 --> 00:42:09,530 Sleepless nights, I take trips 549 00:42:09,613 --> 00:42:11,657 Aboard already wrecked ships 550 00:42:11,740 --> 00:42:13,951 Naked, you're draped in satin 551 00:42:14,034 --> 00:42:16,578 I can't sleep Tomorrow, I imagine 552 00:42:17,329 --> 00:42:19,414 But you aren't here 553 00:42:19,498 --> 00:42:21,667 And if I'm dreaming, too bad 554 00:42:21,750 --> 00:42:23,794 When you disappear 555 00:42:23,877 --> 00:42:25,712 I'm sleepless, so sad 556 00:42:26,129 --> 00:42:28,131 But you aren't here 557 00:42:28,215 --> 00:42:30,300 I hope you understand 558 00:42:30,801 --> 00:42:33,095 I want to peer out my window 559 00:42:33,178 --> 00:42:35,681 And see you on the sand 560 00:42:36,473 --> 00:42:38,851 I put your photos in my songs 561 00:42:38,934 --> 00:42:40,435 Your sails in my home 562 00:42:40,519 --> 00:42:43,105 I wanted to get away, I can't 563 00:42:43,188 --> 00:42:44,815 This life, I don't want 564 00:42:44,898 --> 00:42:47,651 A hundred years gone by, I don't realise 565 00:42:47,734 --> 00:42:49,403 You're always on my mind 566 00:42:49,486 --> 00:42:51,947 Don't want to dream, I want you here 567 00:42:52,030 --> 00:42:54,324 To make me fly, to make me feel 568 00:42:55,075 --> 00:42:57,119 But you aren't here 569 00:42:57,202 --> 00:42:59,329 And if I'm dreaming, too bad 570 00:42:59,413 --> 00:43:01,498 When you disappear 571 00:43:01,832 --> 00:43:03,792 I'm sleepless, so sad 572 00:43:03,876 --> 00:43:06,128 But you aren't here 573 00:43:06,211 --> 00:43:08,255 I hope you understand 574 00:43:08,338 --> 00:43:10,924 I want to peer out my window 575 00:43:11,300 --> 00:43:13,719 And see you on the sand 576 00:44:37,010 --> 00:44:38,470 Careful going up. 577 00:45:42,826 --> 00:45:44,119 It's beautiful. 578 00:45:44,203 --> 00:45:45,913 Yes, it is. 579 00:45:48,290 --> 00:45:50,209 No one's coming for me. 580 00:45:50,667 --> 00:45:52,878 You're looking in the wrong place. 581 00:47:02,865 --> 00:47:03,949 You guys! 582 00:47:05,284 --> 00:47:06,952 I got my money's worth! 583 00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:14,168 Copy that. 584 00:47:14,251 --> 00:47:15,460 Lift off. 585 00:47:51,747 --> 00:47:53,498 Stop kidding us, Mariani. 586 00:47:53,582 --> 00:47:55,375 You have to believe me! 587 00:47:55,459 --> 00:47:58,378 You don't hop on a sub to sightsee. 588 00:47:58,462 --> 00:48:02,674 Try 20 years of cabin crew! That's 9 years in the air. 589 00:48:03,091 --> 00:48:05,260 Hard ground is exotic to me. 590 00:48:05,344 --> 00:48:07,554 Planes and hotels. That's all! 591 00:48:07,638 --> 00:48:09,014 Imagine the seabed! 592 00:48:09,097 --> 00:48:11,683 You can't see it from inside a sub. 593 00:48:12,184 --> 00:48:15,354 Yes, but I only realised that once on board. 594 00:48:15,437 --> 00:48:18,482 In ads, the army's all travel and friends. 595 00:48:18,565 --> 00:48:20,692 - It's no holiday. - I never holiday. 596 00:48:20,776 --> 00:48:22,569 So why were you there? 597 00:48:23,612 --> 00:48:24,905 As I told you, 598 00:48:24,988 --> 00:48:27,533 there was a hurricane. I saw a light. 599 00:48:32,746 --> 00:48:34,248 Let's start again. 600 00:48:34,331 --> 00:48:36,750 Name, age, address, occupation. 601 00:48:36,834 --> 00:48:39,586 Marc Antoine Mariani, 38, 12 Rue Concordet, 602 00:48:39,670 --> 00:48:42,297 13016 Marseille, chief steward. 603 00:48:42,381 --> 00:48:44,925 I'd have loved to be a secret agent. 604 00:48:45,008 --> 00:48:49,221 My school's careers advisor screwed up. 605 00:48:50,138 --> 00:48:53,183 Crushed my dreams. Set out to be a fighter pilot, 606 00:48:53,267 --> 00:48:55,519 ended up a steward. Believe me. 607 00:48:55,602 --> 00:48:59,106 We do, but we also think you're taking the piss. 608 00:48:59,189 --> 00:49:01,483 - If you're not CIA. - Or Mossad... 609 00:49:01,567 --> 00:49:04,403 - Or the KGB. - What were you up to? 610 00:49:04,486 --> 00:49:06,196 - Simple question. - Basic. 611 00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:08,156 - Simple answer. - Basic. 612 00:49:08,240 --> 00:49:10,909 Even a stupid answer. It doesn't matter. 613 00:49:19,626 --> 00:49:21,628 I followed a crew member. 614 00:49:27,301 --> 00:49:29,261 We met in a bar, drank a bit. 615 00:49:30,053 --> 00:49:31,763 Cocktails are my thing. 616 00:49:32,431 --> 00:49:36,602 Things took a turn. We ended up in a back room, it was dark. 617 00:49:37,102 --> 00:49:38,979 It was both... 618 00:49:39,855 --> 00:49:41,899 rough and gentle. 619 00:49:42,774 --> 00:49:45,194 I never imagined what happened next. 620 00:49:45,277 --> 00:49:48,238 Sorry, the army isn't my thing, even if... 621 00:49:48,322 --> 00:49:49,406 the uniform... 622 00:49:51,074 --> 00:49:54,953 A crew mate turned up, they had to go. I saw the pendant... 623 00:49:55,037 --> 00:49:57,831 - The pendant? - I'm not making this up. 624 00:49:57,915 --> 00:50:00,959 When I saw it, I had to give it back. 625 00:50:03,712 --> 00:50:07,090 I thought it would be romantic... 626 00:50:10,385 --> 00:50:11,720 Romantic, isn't it? 627 00:50:11,803 --> 00:50:13,847 I was starting to doubt. 628 00:50:16,767 --> 00:50:20,562 I shouldn't have boarded. But at the time, it seemed... 629 00:50:21,188 --> 00:50:22,940 the obvious thing to do. 630 00:50:24,650 --> 00:50:27,194 I didn't want us to part like that. 631 00:50:29,363 --> 00:50:31,782 I'm not used to feeling like that. 632 00:50:31,865 --> 00:50:33,242 It's silly... 633 00:50:38,705 --> 00:50:42,793 So, when this crew member saw you... 634 00:50:43,252 --> 00:50:45,254 It wasn't all smiles. 635 00:50:46,713 --> 00:50:50,008 Some things don't slide in the Navy. It's crazy. 636 00:50:50,425 --> 00:50:52,678 They need to loosen up. 637 00:50:53,512 --> 00:50:56,849 I don't mind the fact, taken out of context, 638 00:50:56,932 --> 00:50:59,977 that the "stowaway" thing went too far. 639 00:51:00,060 --> 00:51:02,396 But parting ways like that, 640 00:51:02,479 --> 00:51:04,773 without a proper goodbye, 641 00:51:05,190 --> 00:51:08,193 without saying it was worth it, that it wasn't wrong, 642 00:51:08,277 --> 00:51:10,362 and that no one got hurt... 643 00:51:20,372 --> 00:51:21,874 Let's get to the point. 644 00:51:22,708 --> 00:51:24,042 Down to basics. 645 00:51:25,627 --> 00:51:26,879 As a child, 646 00:51:26,962 --> 00:51:29,006 you dreamt of the seabed. 647 00:51:29,423 --> 00:51:31,884 The weather was awful. 648 00:51:31,967 --> 00:51:35,429 And you saw a bright light and... 649 00:51:36,471 --> 00:51:37,764 And whoosh. 650 00:51:40,434 --> 00:51:41,685 And whoosh. 651 00:51:44,646 --> 00:51:45,856 And whoosh? 652 00:51:48,609 --> 00:51:50,068 Ok, that's all I need. 653 00:51:51,403 --> 00:51:53,447 Hold on a second. 654 00:51:53,530 --> 00:51:55,908 The submarine? How do I find it now? 655 00:51:55,991 --> 00:51:58,452 That's classified information, pal. 656 00:51:58,535 --> 00:52:01,622 Fuck classified information! 657 00:52:02,456 --> 00:52:06,418 There's more to life than launching missiles! 658 00:52:06,502 --> 00:52:09,379 Did you hear a word I said? I'm heartbroken! 659 00:52:37,491 --> 00:52:39,451 We've arrived on time, Gueguen. 660 00:52:39,535 --> 00:52:42,246 Check supplies, so departure's the same. 661 00:52:43,038 --> 00:52:46,792 It's Christmas Eve, Lieutenant. Dinner may be served ashore. 662 00:52:47,543 --> 00:52:49,503 Make the celebration swift. 663 00:52:56,802 --> 00:52:59,972 I'm a pirate, I don't care for glory 664 00:53:00,055 --> 00:53:03,350 By fate, to hell with death 665 00:53:03,433 --> 00:53:06,728 On the ocean, I plant my victory 666 00:53:06,812 --> 00:53:09,940 And drink my wine from a golden cup 667 00:53:10,023 --> 00:53:13,277 To live by pleasure is my only hope 668 00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:16,572 The only happiness I have conquered 669 00:53:16,655 --> 00:53:19,908 Was on the waves I spent my childhood 670 00:53:19,992 --> 00:53:23,620 It's on the waves a pirate must die 671 00:53:36,008 --> 00:53:39,344 Gentlemen, as you know, I'm not one for emotion... 672 00:53:40,387 --> 00:53:41,972 But it's Christmas. 673 00:53:42,431 --> 00:53:45,601 Since we're on dry land this evening, 674 00:53:45,684 --> 00:53:48,604 let me cut hierarchical ties, 675 00:53:49,438 --> 00:53:51,023 and call you my friends. 676 00:53:52,357 --> 00:53:55,569 Our duties dictate that we be without our families 677 00:53:55,652 --> 00:53:58,280 on the day that all families gather. 678 00:53:59,448 --> 00:54:01,783 If families get together tonight, 679 00:54:02,659 --> 00:54:04,870 by what else can we call our crew? 680 00:54:05,954 --> 00:54:08,957 A submarine is the home in which we all live, 681 00:54:09,416 --> 00:54:11,585 and if need be, a tomb 682 00:54:11,668 --> 00:54:13,253 where we shall rest. 683 00:54:13,921 --> 00:54:16,215 This sense of equality binds us. 684 00:54:17,132 --> 00:54:20,552 A submarine is a battlefield that can't be abandoned. 685 00:54:20,969 --> 00:54:24,473 It's so unique, we can only be understood 686 00:54:24,556 --> 00:54:26,517 by our fellow submariners. 687 00:54:27,518 --> 00:54:30,771 It's a commonality that cannot be shared. 688 00:54:31,647 --> 00:54:33,649 It's a myth for our children. 689 00:54:33,732 --> 00:54:35,817 A curse for our wives. 690 00:54:35,901 --> 00:54:38,904 They shouldn't whinge. They know where we are. 691 00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:43,075 The seabed is merely a place of passage. 692 00:54:43,158 --> 00:54:45,702 There's no need to fear landmines, 693 00:54:45,786 --> 00:54:47,788 bullets, or STDs. 694 00:54:48,830 --> 00:54:51,834 We're immune to the woes that befall armies. 695 00:54:53,669 --> 00:54:55,295 The price is high. 696 00:54:55,712 --> 00:54:57,339 But we pay it gladly. 697 00:54:58,257 --> 00:54:59,591 My friends, 698 00:55:00,342 --> 00:55:02,928 to the only men we can count on. 699 00:55:05,097 --> 00:55:06,306 To ourselves. 700 00:55:06,932 --> 00:55:08,058 To ourselves. 701 00:55:08,141 --> 00:55:09,393 To ourselves. 702 00:55:17,860 --> 00:55:20,279 ...and then like this. 703 00:55:23,490 --> 00:55:25,033 I don't understand you... 704 00:55:25,659 --> 00:55:27,411 Fred. 705 00:55:27,494 --> 00:55:29,538 He's never seen a carrot! 706 00:55:29,621 --> 00:55:32,708 Yes, I know your knife's sharp! 707 00:55:34,168 --> 00:55:36,503 Stop drinking! You'll get drunk. 708 00:55:38,714 --> 00:55:40,340 How did you get here? 709 00:55:40,757 --> 00:55:43,594 Crazy how few people apply to work here. 710 00:55:43,677 --> 00:55:45,929 Unemployment rates are insane, 711 00:55:46,013 --> 00:55:47,764 and people refuse work 712 00:55:47,848 --> 00:55:50,726 in a place that's kind of nice. Unbelievable! 713 00:55:54,229 --> 00:55:57,316 You will dice the meat, but get some air first. 714 00:55:57,399 --> 00:55:59,985 To calm yourself down. Go head. 715 00:56:01,445 --> 00:56:03,238 I'm not here, ok? 716 00:56:06,950 --> 00:56:08,160 I knew it! 717 00:56:12,122 --> 00:56:14,625 You came to the Arctic to piss us off. 718 00:56:17,336 --> 00:56:19,129 How nice to see you. 719 00:56:24,801 --> 00:56:25,928 All ok on board? 720 00:56:26,011 --> 00:56:28,972 All is fine, but after you left... 721 00:56:30,015 --> 00:56:32,059 there was something of a void. 722 00:56:32,601 --> 00:56:34,269 Happy to hear it. 723 00:56:35,771 --> 00:56:39,983 We think the North Sea's vast, but it was like CDG airport. 724 00:56:40,067 --> 00:56:41,777 The radar went mad. 725 00:56:41,860 --> 00:56:45,197 Submarines on top of each other. Russkies, Brits, 726 00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:48,200 Yanks making a racket as usual. 727 00:56:48,283 --> 00:56:50,536 Chances of a crash were sky high! 728 00:56:50,619 --> 00:56:52,788 And amidst all this chaos... 729 00:56:53,705 --> 00:56:55,249 a pod of whales... 730 00:56:55,916 --> 00:56:58,001 quietly swimming by. 731 00:56:59,211 --> 00:57:01,088 The thighs won't be cooked! 732 00:57:01,171 --> 00:57:02,756 Marco, let me help you. 733 00:57:04,883 --> 00:57:06,844 I know. He's infuriating. 734 00:57:09,179 --> 00:57:10,889 72°C, serve it. 735 00:57:14,810 --> 00:57:17,229 You look ill. What did you feed them? 736 00:57:17,312 --> 00:57:19,189 - Give it a rest. - Pasta. 737 00:57:19,273 --> 00:57:21,400 Arrabbiata, pesto... 738 00:57:21,483 --> 00:57:23,443 You're an animal. Come on. 739 00:57:23,527 --> 00:57:26,154 Don't go empty-handed. I'm not here! 740 00:57:29,116 --> 00:57:30,617 ...water on the lower decks! 741 00:57:30,701 --> 00:57:32,661 The Geiger sputtered, 742 00:57:32,744 --> 00:57:34,705 conversation stopped. 743 00:57:34,788 --> 00:57:38,250 Perfect timing! The creaking was the only way 744 00:57:38,333 --> 00:57:40,961 of knowing how deep we were. 745 00:57:41,461 --> 00:57:43,130 Then we hit the sand. 746 00:57:43,213 --> 00:57:45,716 At a depth of 400 metres. 747 00:57:46,341 --> 00:57:47,509 Just like that. 748 00:57:48,343 --> 00:57:51,430 - It's Christmassy. - More Snow White-y. 749 00:57:51,513 --> 00:57:53,015 There's still snow. 750 00:57:53,098 --> 00:57:54,474 So it's Christmassy. 751 00:57:56,518 --> 00:57:58,478 You two ganging up on me? 752 00:57:59,813 --> 00:58:02,566 - Men only! - Want my foot up your ass? 753 00:58:02,649 --> 00:58:04,234 Sorry, Lieutenant. 754 00:58:06,695 --> 00:58:08,488 The logs are ready. 755 00:58:09,531 --> 00:58:11,533 Yes. Come on, help me. 756 00:58:34,097 --> 00:58:35,557 So, yes... 757 00:58:36,391 --> 00:58:39,937 I made arrangements to see you. I told myself... 758 00:58:40,020 --> 00:58:42,606 once home, you'd go out to a bar... 759 00:58:43,065 --> 00:58:46,068 and set your eyes on the first man you'd see. 760 00:58:46,151 --> 00:58:48,946 I realised I didn't quite like that idea. 761 00:58:49,029 --> 00:58:51,156 - Didn't like it? - Yes. 762 00:58:52,157 --> 00:58:54,201 I do what I want, Marco. 763 00:58:54,660 --> 00:58:56,912 Yes, but I'd rather you didn't... 764 00:58:57,704 --> 00:58:59,748 Should I mention Priscilla? 765 00:59:01,291 --> 00:59:03,544 - Something else? - Is she ill? 766 00:59:03,627 --> 00:59:06,463 Her air traffic controller called her back. 767 00:59:06,547 --> 00:59:08,257 She's happy. I'm peeved. 768 00:59:09,341 --> 00:59:10,509 Alright. 769 00:59:11,176 --> 00:59:13,178 I'm just a rebound then? 770 00:59:14,054 --> 00:59:15,639 No... 771 00:59:16,515 --> 00:59:18,851 We're off to a bad start. 772 00:59:20,102 --> 00:59:22,563 I'm here, I prepared dinner. 773 00:59:22,646 --> 00:59:25,524 I crossed the globe to be with you. 774 00:59:27,568 --> 00:59:29,570 I wasn't too hard to find? 775 00:59:29,653 --> 00:59:31,238 Quite hard actually. 776 00:59:31,321 --> 00:59:32,781 Take a few planes? 777 00:59:32,865 --> 00:59:36,660 Small ones, old crates that take off but may never land. 778 00:59:36,743 --> 00:59:38,453 - Almost died? - Yes. 779 00:59:38,537 --> 00:59:42,291 Then a boat with guys who didn't speak English or French... 780 00:59:42,374 --> 00:59:44,251 - Sailors? - Yes, them! 781 00:59:45,419 --> 00:59:47,045 Then snowmobiles! 782 00:59:47,921 --> 00:59:49,047 Wow! 783 00:59:49,131 --> 00:59:50,591 You must've loved that. 784 00:59:50,674 --> 00:59:54,219 You're there, you speed along, no one to stop you! 785 00:59:54,303 --> 00:59:56,221 White ahead, white behind. 786 00:59:56,305 --> 00:59:59,391 No one needs a sick bag, a customs form, a whisky. 787 00:59:59,474 --> 01:00:01,393 You go for it! 788 01:00:02,060 --> 01:00:03,312 Look, a seal! 789 01:00:06,481 --> 01:00:07,733 Great trip! 790 01:00:08,233 --> 01:00:09,776 A total blast! 791 01:00:11,737 --> 01:00:14,656 If it was such a blast, why say it's for me? 792 01:00:16,658 --> 01:00:19,119 You hate routine. So you're happy? 793 01:00:20,037 --> 01:00:21,872 I'm happy you're here too. 794 01:00:21,955 --> 01:00:26,126 Yes, too! But what makes me happy doesn't count. 795 01:00:26,210 --> 01:00:29,588 Am I happy to see you now, rather than in Brest? 796 01:00:29,671 --> 01:00:31,507 You didn't even wonder. 797 01:00:31,590 --> 01:00:33,717 Of course I did... 798 01:00:35,636 --> 01:00:38,263 This was funnier, cooler, more romantic. 799 01:00:38,347 --> 01:00:40,140 The others are happy. 800 01:00:41,558 --> 01:00:44,353 What I mean is, my life is taking a turn. 801 01:00:44,436 --> 01:00:45,854 Settle down. 802 01:00:45,938 --> 01:00:47,981 You're always on my mind. 803 01:00:48,065 --> 01:00:51,276 I'm changing. I'm fed up of smiley girls! 804 01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:52,486 You're not my type! 805 01:00:52,569 --> 01:00:54,029 What's your problem? 806 01:00:54,112 --> 01:00:57,616 We nearly fucked, now church bells? 807 01:00:57,699 --> 01:00:59,576 How did we get to marriage? 808 01:00:59,660 --> 01:01:02,079 That's the point of being a couple! 809 01:01:02,162 --> 01:01:04,206 What couple? What wedding? 810 01:01:04,289 --> 01:01:05,624 A wedding, no way. 811 01:01:05,707 --> 01:01:08,126 - So why mention it? - It's you! 812 01:01:08,210 --> 01:01:10,337 You're the one on my back. 813 01:01:10,420 --> 01:01:12,714 Following me, stalking me, 814 01:01:12,798 --> 01:01:13,757 suffocating me! 815 01:01:13,841 --> 01:01:15,217 You're not my type either. 816 01:01:15,300 --> 01:01:18,262 I wanted you for the night! That's it! 817 01:01:18,345 --> 01:01:19,721 That's me! 818 01:01:19,805 --> 01:01:23,016 Guys are usually content with that. But not you! 819 01:01:23,100 --> 01:01:25,394 I don't want to give you more! 820 01:01:25,477 --> 01:01:28,689 Did you think I'd be happy you dragged yourself 821 01:01:28,772 --> 01:01:30,607 through the snow to fuck me? 822 01:01:30,691 --> 01:01:32,609 No. I feel forced. 823 01:01:32,693 --> 01:01:35,028 And when I'm forced, I don't want it! 824 01:01:35,112 --> 01:01:37,406 So tough, don't call on me! 825 01:01:37,489 --> 01:01:39,533 I'm not at your disposal. 826 01:01:51,753 --> 01:01:53,046 Merry Christmas. 827 01:02:05,809 --> 01:02:07,102 Merry Christmas. 828 01:02:07,728 --> 01:02:09,479 Merry Christmas to you all. 829 01:02:46,350 --> 01:02:48,060 Merry Christmas, old chap. 830 01:02:51,104 --> 01:02:52,481 Merry Christmas. 831 01:03:18,257 --> 01:03:19,633 Lieutenant? 832 01:03:21,385 --> 01:03:22,469 Yes. 833 01:03:24,763 --> 01:03:27,516 - Tidbit, Tardivel? - I'm fine, Captain. 834 01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:33,021 A word of advice then. 835 01:03:33,105 --> 01:03:37,359 When you meet someone undaunted by the demands of our duties... 836 01:03:38,944 --> 01:03:40,028 Right. 837 01:03:43,782 --> 01:03:45,784 Heading 086. 838 01:03:45,868 --> 01:03:47,828 Homeward bound, guys. 839 01:03:57,004 --> 01:03:59,339 - I can see it! - Really? 840 01:03:59,423 --> 01:04:01,008 - Yes! - Right there! 841 01:04:01,091 --> 01:04:02,718 It's just there! 842 01:04:27,868 --> 01:04:29,036 Daddy! 843 01:04:37,961 --> 01:04:39,463 You ok, girls? 844 01:05:18,836 --> 01:05:22,130 Distress, discomfort, confusion and anxiety 845 01:05:22,214 --> 01:05:24,716 can set in permanently, 846 01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:28,595 along with the feeling of being defective and disused, 847 01:05:28,679 --> 01:05:31,974 as if the menopause was planned obsolescence. 848 01:05:32,057 --> 01:05:33,725 Spotlight also on... 849 01:05:57,207 --> 01:05:58,292 How are you? 850 01:05:58,375 --> 01:06:00,669 On top form. Fancy a drink? 851 01:06:01,086 --> 01:06:02,087 Marianne. 852 01:06:02,171 --> 01:06:03,881 - C'mon. - I just got back. 853 01:06:03,964 --> 01:06:04,965 Party time! 854 01:06:05,048 --> 01:06:06,884 - I have my kids. - So what? 855 01:06:09,511 --> 01:06:11,597 Since the kids, you're no fun. 856 01:06:11,680 --> 01:06:15,559 You've become a sort of sofa extension since the kids. 857 01:06:16,143 --> 01:06:17,853 A house cat's what you are. 858 01:06:17,936 --> 01:06:20,606 Soizic's probably happy, but I'm not. 859 01:06:21,356 --> 01:06:23,525 I mean it. You're withering away. 860 01:06:23,609 --> 01:06:26,737 Between your wife, your kids, your mortgage, 861 01:06:26,820 --> 01:06:29,031 the house, the BBQ, the swing... 862 01:06:29,114 --> 01:06:31,658 Just admit solitude scares you. 863 01:06:32,326 --> 01:06:34,203 Say it and you can stay over. 864 01:06:37,873 --> 01:06:39,374 You're in the Pacific. 865 01:06:39,458 --> 01:06:42,336 - Beneath the Pacific, honey. - Same thing. 866 01:06:42,419 --> 01:06:43,795 Not exactly. 867 01:06:43,879 --> 01:06:47,883 Still, you travel and I don't, so I get to choose! 868 01:06:47,966 --> 01:06:49,176 It's too far. 869 01:06:49,259 --> 01:06:52,804 The time change is too much. The Canaries are easy. 870 01:06:52,888 --> 01:06:55,265 - There's the sea! - Nothing budget! 871 01:06:55,766 --> 01:06:57,643 Budget? Seen the hotel? 872 01:06:57,726 --> 01:06:59,603 What about Vietnam? 873 01:06:59,686 --> 01:07:03,065 - The coast is amazing. - What about the distance? 874 01:07:03,148 --> 01:07:04,233 It's closer. 875 01:07:04,316 --> 01:07:05,943 Girls, no jumping! 876 01:07:06,026 --> 01:07:07,361 And it's cheaper. 877 01:07:07,444 --> 01:07:09,112 It's definitely an option! 878 01:07:09,571 --> 01:07:11,740 Honey, the US Army's resorts! 879 01:07:12,157 --> 01:07:13,825 You know how to excite me. 880 01:07:13,909 --> 01:07:17,454 - White sand for miles, honey. - Stop with the "honey". 881 01:07:18,372 --> 01:07:19,456 Girls, the sofa. 882 01:07:19,540 --> 01:07:22,209 There's other stuff. Temples, mopeds, hotels... 883 01:07:22,292 --> 01:07:23,544 Fred! 884 01:07:25,796 --> 01:07:27,506 Girls, did you hear Mum? 885 01:07:27,589 --> 01:07:29,174 "Mum", really? 886 01:07:29,258 --> 01:07:32,469 Stop shouting! Shoo! Upstairs. 887 01:07:32,553 --> 01:07:34,012 No, upstairs. 888 01:07:34,096 --> 01:07:36,306 Honestly, Vietnam's great. 889 01:07:36,390 --> 01:07:38,225 Tourism hasn't ruined it. 890 01:07:38,642 --> 01:07:41,603 The mentality there is great. Even after two wars, 891 01:07:41,687 --> 01:07:43,146 everyone's so chill. 892 01:07:43,647 --> 01:07:45,566 I'd love to go back. 893 01:07:47,860 --> 01:07:51,405 Look, Fred, I can't deal with it anymore. 894 01:07:51,488 --> 01:07:53,407 I'll take care of it, no problem. 895 01:07:54,575 --> 01:07:56,994 Three months alone, I dealt with a lot. 896 01:07:57,077 --> 01:07:59,580 I can show you my route. 897 01:07:59,663 --> 01:08:02,583 It was top notch. The girls will love it! 898 01:08:02,666 --> 01:08:05,002 - Terrific. - It must've changed. 899 01:08:05,419 --> 01:08:06,628 Thoughts, Soizic? 900 01:08:06,712 --> 01:08:08,297 What are they doing? 901 01:08:09,131 --> 01:08:11,258 I kept the lot, names, addresses. 902 01:08:11,341 --> 01:08:13,343 I'll dig them out. 903 01:08:13,427 --> 01:08:14,428 You could. 904 01:08:14,511 --> 01:08:16,930 Girls, I'll bang your heads together! 905 01:08:17,014 --> 01:08:20,517 You're lucky, I'd love to see Da Nang, Nha Trang again. 906 01:08:20,600 --> 01:08:22,019 Come along then. 907 01:08:22,935 --> 01:08:24,563 Yes! Sure I will. 908 01:08:25,189 --> 01:08:26,732 I'll plan everything. 909 01:08:27,149 --> 01:08:28,442 Hey, monsters! 910 01:08:29,526 --> 01:08:32,404 A holiday together? In Vietnam? 911 01:08:32,487 --> 01:08:34,448 Yeah! 912 01:08:53,300 --> 01:08:55,719 I know your wife is pissed off... 913 01:08:56,553 --> 01:08:58,430 Breton winter's hell... 914 01:08:59,348 --> 01:09:00,682 You can't say that. 915 01:09:03,477 --> 01:09:07,147 You've forgotten what being single's like. 916 01:09:08,649 --> 01:09:11,401 - Get a guy. - It never works out. 917 01:09:14,738 --> 01:09:16,240 Marco was my chance. 918 01:09:17,823 --> 01:09:19,743 I believed in him. 919 01:09:20,786 --> 01:09:23,956 His bewildered face, your pendant in his hand... 920 01:09:24,413 --> 01:09:25,874 I said, this is it. 921 01:09:26,792 --> 01:09:29,377 Holidays with only my wife and kids. 922 01:09:31,087 --> 01:09:32,464 You're so selfish. 923 01:09:32,881 --> 01:09:33,881 I know. 924 01:09:33,966 --> 01:09:36,635 - I hate you deciding for me. - I know. 925 01:09:36,718 --> 01:09:38,470 It's too much if I feel forced... 926 01:09:38,554 --> 01:09:39,971 I know that too. 927 01:09:58,031 --> 01:09:59,157 Priscilla? 928 01:09:59,575 --> 01:10:01,326 Our parents aren't here! 929 01:10:01,410 --> 01:10:03,120 Don't take me for a dummy! 930 01:10:03,203 --> 01:10:04,329 Priscilla? 931 01:10:09,459 --> 01:10:10,419 Stop it! 932 01:10:10,502 --> 01:10:12,462 Get lost! 933 01:10:15,716 --> 01:10:17,342 Daddy. 934 01:10:19,219 --> 01:10:21,430 They shouted at us. 935 01:10:21,513 --> 01:10:24,516 We just said we wanted a drink. 936 01:10:24,600 --> 01:10:27,144 - What's all this about? - Hold on. 937 01:10:27,227 --> 01:10:29,104 - One sec. - What? 938 01:10:37,654 --> 01:10:39,698 Fred, it's time to board. 939 01:10:39,781 --> 01:10:41,992 Wait. Look. 940 01:10:46,413 --> 01:10:48,040 Look at that. 941 01:10:57,007 --> 01:10:58,342 Honey... 942 01:10:58,884 --> 01:11:00,761 It's just us on holiday. 943 01:11:00,844 --> 01:11:02,179 Just us? 944 01:11:02,888 --> 01:11:05,557 With the kids, but without Marianne. 945 01:11:06,683 --> 01:11:08,352 It's better than nothing. 946 01:11:26,119 --> 01:11:28,247 Close call. Priscilla's replacement? 947 01:11:29,039 --> 01:11:30,290 You're portside. 948 01:11:30,707 --> 01:11:32,751 ...the conditions are excellent. 949 01:11:32,835 --> 01:11:35,796 We will be taking off shortly. 950 01:11:35,879 --> 01:11:39,508 Please take your seats and fasten your belts. 951 01:11:39,591 --> 01:11:42,344 Cabin crew will proceed with... 952 01:11:43,720 --> 01:11:48,517 To Nantes and back She showed her crack 953 01:11:48,600 --> 01:11:49,768 Excuse me? 954 01:11:50,352 --> 01:11:51,979 Can I use the toilet? 955 01:11:52,062 --> 01:11:54,940 Wait until the plane starts. 956 01:11:55,023 --> 01:11:56,483 There are children! 957 01:11:56,900 --> 01:11:58,360 Miss, please... 958 01:11:58,443 --> 01:12:00,445 Want to learn the song, kids? 959 01:12:01,280 --> 01:12:03,323 Gentlemen, singing is forbidden. 960 01:12:03,407 --> 01:12:04,658 It's some fun. 961 01:12:04,741 --> 01:12:07,619 We've loads of songs. Sing with us? 962 01:12:07,703 --> 01:12:10,372 - Come on. - No, thank you. 963 01:12:15,878 --> 01:12:17,588 Cut it out! 964 01:12:19,298 --> 01:12:21,717 Young man, you need to buckle up. 965 01:12:21,800 --> 01:12:24,761 You're ugly. I want the other one. 966 01:12:24,845 --> 01:12:27,556 What about me, Miss? Will you check my belt? 967 01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:05,677 Miss, can I go now? 968 01:13:05,761 --> 01:13:08,764 - Sorry? - To the toilet. It's urgent. 969 01:13:10,849 --> 01:13:14,019 I don't get why they are so entitled... 970 01:13:14,102 --> 01:13:16,355 What you're suggesting isn't great. 971 01:13:16,438 --> 01:13:18,607 We're suggesting something! 972 01:13:18,690 --> 01:13:22,819 In any other country, they'd pull their finger out. 973 01:13:22,903 --> 01:13:24,738 But this is France. 974 01:13:24,821 --> 01:13:27,783 Popular Front, human rights, paid holidays. 975 01:13:27,866 --> 01:13:31,036 Even taxes at a pinch, in principle... 976 01:13:31,119 --> 01:13:34,039 The money it costs, you have no idea. 977 01:13:34,122 --> 01:13:35,791 There's always economy. 978 01:13:35,874 --> 01:13:37,209 Don't be ridiculous. 979 01:13:37,292 --> 01:13:40,295 With tight asses like that in economy... 980 01:13:40,379 --> 01:13:41,713 Christine! 981 01:13:42,673 --> 01:13:46,802 - Can't say anything anymore. - This is a long haul! 982 01:13:46,885 --> 01:13:49,596 - All ok? - The newbie won't take any shit. 983 01:13:49,680 --> 01:13:51,431 - Newbie? - Priscilla's remplacement. 984 01:13:51,515 --> 01:13:53,767 Not smiley, but she's tough! 985 01:14:26,758 --> 01:14:28,010 Next! 986 01:14:37,603 --> 01:14:39,354 What are you doing? 987 01:14:40,689 --> 01:14:42,816 I'm watching them. 988 01:14:43,400 --> 01:14:45,027 No, Marianne. Here? 989 01:14:46,653 --> 01:14:48,030 Listen... 990 01:14:49,364 --> 01:14:50,991 I thought long and hard. 991 01:14:51,074 --> 01:14:54,494 Shallow jerks may be my thing. 992 01:14:54,578 --> 01:14:56,830 I haven't got much holiday. 993 01:14:56,914 --> 01:15:00,209 We could fuck, without splitting up... 994 01:15:00,292 --> 01:15:01,335 Head down! 995 01:15:03,712 --> 01:15:05,339 Hold on, I'm sorry. 996 01:15:06,423 --> 01:15:08,008 I'm confused. 997 01:15:08,091 --> 01:15:11,053 You're saying we could be... 998 01:15:11,136 --> 01:15:13,597 - A couple? - No forcing... 999 01:15:13,680 --> 01:15:15,974 My work makes it complicated. 1000 01:15:16,058 --> 01:15:17,226 Because my job... 1001 01:15:17,309 --> 01:15:21,480 If you're not here, the plane still takes off, right? 1002 01:15:22,940 --> 01:15:24,233 Off to a bad start. 1003 01:15:24,316 --> 01:15:25,609 Excuse me, Miss? 1004 01:15:25,692 --> 01:15:27,694 I really need the toilet. 1005 01:15:27,778 --> 01:15:29,196 Wait for your friend! 1006 01:15:29,279 --> 01:15:30,781 Go to the rear. 1007 01:15:30,864 --> 01:15:32,282 Hold it in! 1008 01:15:37,871 --> 01:15:40,082 You don't do declarations? 1009 01:15:40,749 --> 01:15:42,000 Not really. 1010 01:15:42,709 --> 01:15:46,213 It's important you put your feelings into words. 1011 01:15:46,296 --> 01:15:49,174 Last time, I was a little offended. 1012 01:15:49,258 --> 01:15:50,384 Offended by what? 1013 01:15:50,968 --> 01:15:54,346 You showed up as a fait accompli, at my work! 1014 01:15:54,763 --> 01:15:57,391 I can't say what I do, but I'm high up. 1015 01:15:57,474 --> 01:15:59,393 And who do I see? Sir. 1016 01:15:59,476 --> 01:16:01,812 Mouth agape, waiting for me to pounce. 1017 01:16:01,895 --> 01:16:04,815 Imagine your missus in the changing room after a match? 1018 01:16:04,898 --> 01:16:08,694 No, don't put this on me! I used all my holiday, 1019 01:16:08,777 --> 01:16:10,237 I never take holidays! 1020 01:16:10,320 --> 01:16:13,657 Unpaid leave, to cook in the backend of nowhere. 1021 01:16:13,740 --> 01:16:15,534 So Madam wasn't alone at Christmas. 1022 01:16:15,617 --> 01:16:17,160 But I wasn't alone. 1023 01:16:17,244 --> 01:16:20,455 You don't get that I can be happy at work! 1024 01:16:20,539 --> 01:16:23,667 - You should've waited. - For you to call? 1025 01:16:23,750 --> 01:16:26,170 When I keep trying to make this work! 1026 01:16:26,253 --> 01:16:27,504 Who pounced? 1027 01:16:27,588 --> 01:16:30,883 While you drooled over Priscilla! 1028 01:16:31,592 --> 01:16:34,595 For the last time, Priscilla is a friend! 1029 01:16:34,678 --> 01:16:35,929 A close friend. 1030 01:16:36,013 --> 01:16:38,056 And your 90 male colleagues? 1031 01:16:38,682 --> 01:16:39,850 Who you shower with? 1032 01:16:40,517 --> 01:16:42,895 Take me for the loser in love. 1033 01:16:42,978 --> 01:16:46,523 Here I am! For you. I bend over backwards too. 1034 01:16:46,607 --> 01:16:48,567 I'm also ruining my holidays. 1035 01:16:50,819 --> 01:16:54,740 But I can't say things like, "I think of you all the time." 1036 01:16:54,823 --> 01:16:57,034 Doesn't mean I don't feel it. 1037 01:16:57,117 --> 01:16:58,327 I get tongue tied. 1038 01:16:58,410 --> 01:17:01,997 But I feel it, especially when you're not there! 1039 01:17:02,789 --> 01:17:05,417 Arguing's better than being without you. 1040 01:17:09,922 --> 01:17:12,007 Anyway, what's the point? 1041 01:17:12,090 --> 01:17:14,134 We won't kiss here. 1042 01:17:18,555 --> 01:17:20,557 I mean, I couldn't. It'd be so... 1043 01:17:20,974 --> 01:17:22,476 inhibiting. 1044 01:17:37,491 --> 01:17:39,660 - How many weeks off? - Two. 1045 01:17:40,202 --> 01:17:41,703 We'll make do. 1046 01:17:54,007 --> 01:17:56,760 Come on, Le Guenedal. They'll be there in 3 months. 1047 01:18:06,395 --> 01:18:08,063 Tell me, Le Guenedal. 1048 01:18:09,064 --> 01:18:11,233 I have a terrible suspicion. 1049 01:18:11,817 --> 01:18:14,111 Is Tardivel going to be late? 1050 01:18:14,194 --> 01:18:15,863 Not like her, Captain. 1051 01:18:16,697 --> 01:18:18,073 Two options then. 1052 01:18:18,156 --> 01:18:20,784 Either my watch is fast or... 1053 01:19:15,714 --> 01:19:17,758 As we're all here... 1054 01:19:18,592 --> 01:19:19,718 Gentlemen. 1055 01:20:09,309 --> 01:20:10,686 Off they go again. 1056 01:20:12,145 --> 01:20:13,564 Tell me about it. 1057 01:20:15,482 --> 01:20:16,775 Three months. 1058 01:20:18,402 --> 01:20:20,612 Three months without the stopovers. 1059 01:25:55,113 --> 01:25:57,199 Subtitles by Ian Burley and Sophia Till 1060 01:25:57,282 --> 01:25:59,284 Subtitling TITRAFILM